[Alright, here be a few questions thought up for the classic "stranded on a desert island" scenario. These questions are assuming you are equipped with all the appropriate/necessary devices to enjoy the luxuries involved in these questions]

IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND...

1. What 8 CDs/casettes/records/etc would you want to have with you? (no mix CDs or anything like that)

[Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy & You’ll Rebel to Anything, Pink I’m Not Dead & Funhouse, Billy Talent 1+2, John Mellencamp The Very Best That I Could Do, and Arcade Fire Neon Bible.]

2. What 4 movies?

[THE DARK KNIGHT, Wall-E, Transformers and the first Pirates of the Caribbean.]

3. What 6 books?

[JPOD by Douglas Coupland, I Want to Go Home by Gordon Korman, City of Bones and City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare, Mates, Dates Simply Fabulous by Cathy Hopkins and Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card.]

4. Any special foods or drinks for your last days? No more than a week's supply.

[POPCORN!!!!!!!!!! Cheese pizza, brownies, chocolate cake, chips, dried ribs, pork roast & spices needed for it, milk, chocolate milkshakes, iced tea.]

5. Any other 1 object you would want with you? (nothing that will assist or facilitate your escape from the island)

[Computer, so I can read the books I couldn’t bring online]

6. Any last-minute passions you want to indulge? Things you've always wanted to do, but never have? (of course, you're restricted to what you can do on the island, but it's worth asking)

[Jump from heights]

7. Say you have only one meal left. You see a guy swimming towards the shore, having survived a shipwreck. What do you do?
a. kill him for more food
b. share your last meal with him
c. hide from him and eat before he finds you
d. scarf your food in front of him
e. other (explain)

[A]

8. Suppose on day 7 you're desperately scanning the horizon with your binoculars (yes, you have binoculars!) and you see an extremely attractive person (whichever sex you prefer) on the neighboring island. The tide is kinda rough, you know the waters are shark-infested, and the island is a mile away. Would you risk swimming across to get that one last shag?

[Depends, HOW attractive is this person? If they were hot beyond belief I would but even then I would build a raft first.]

9. What 1 person (personal acquaintance or celebrity or whatever) would you want to be with you the most during the 1 week?

[I have no idea.]


Alright people post your answers, I'm curious to see how people respond!